Archive for February, 2007

He said ‘Tool’… hee hee

Posted by Gary on February 28th, 2007

Sometimes the headlines just write themselves… from Rich Ryman in yesterday’s Green Bay Press-Gazette comes the story of Jim Fuss and Joe Leiterman, and the unfortunately-named parts manufacturing shop they opened, S&M Tool:

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Al Gore tear down all that luxury!

Posted by Joe on February 28th, 2007

Apparently, Al Gore isn’t “Green” enough for Drew Johnson, President of the think tank that pushes for conservative economic issues. They compare Gore’s 10,000-square foot home to the average Nashville household to prove that he is a waste… I’m sure everyone in Nashville owns a 10,000 square foot home…
Either way, this article just […]

Gucci ad hoax = pure genius

Posted by Gary on February 27th, 2007

From Editor & Publisher comes the story of a guy in Switzerland who submitted an ad for Gucci perfume to the Swiss newspaper SonntagsZeitung featuring, um, a half-naked picture of himself. He has nothing to do with Gucci, but the mag bought his ruse, and printed the ad. High-Larious!
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Residents Bitch About Pet Store Name

Posted by Gary on February 27th, 2007

Photo by: Gilbert W. Arias/Seattle Post-Intelligencer
From the Seattle P-I via Neatorama.com, a ritzy pet shop in the Seattle area is drawing the ire of some incredibly uptight folks with way too much time on their hands.
The local chamber of commerce co-president is concerned that the sign in front of High Maintenance Bitch will ruin family […]

Feb. 26 - Happy Inappropriate Card Day!

Posted by Gary on February 26th, 2007

Yea, it snuck up on me again. But, it’s not too late to celebrate Inappropriate Card Day. It’s simple, really. If Hallmark can make up holidays (think Sweetest Day) then so can we. Diesel over at Mattress Police started this a few years ago with his girlfriend (now wife). And […]

Break free from Writer’s Block

Posted by Gary on February 26th, 2007

Language is a Virus is a site devoted to helping you end the dreaded writer’s block with a variety of games and exercises.  From creativity activities to writing prompts, this could be a pretty useful tool for all kinds of writing.  LanguageIsAVirus.com
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Motherf*cking Snakes in a Motherf*cking Wal-Mart

Posted by Gary on February 26th, 2007

Ok, so a snake gets loose in the garden center of a Florida Wal-Mart and bites a customer.  Kinda freaky, but stuff happens.  At two to three times, we’re still in the ‘coincidence’ category.  But now there have been at least seven reports of customers getting bitten by pygmy rattlesnakes.
The lesson?  Screw the garden.
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Sulu zings Hardaway

Posted by Gary on February 23rd, 2007

“Well, you know, I hate gay people. I let it be known I don’t like gay people. I don’t like to be around gay people. I’m homophobic. It shouldn’t be in the world, in the United States, I don’t like it.”
Tim Hardaway is nothing if not honest.
And, George Takei (openly gay actor best known as […]

THIS JUST IN: I don’t give a shit about Anna Nicole!

Posted by Gary on February 23rd, 2007

Seriously.  How can this load of crap still be one of the lead stories on most of the online news outlets?!?!  Google News has aggregated no fewer than 4,291 articles on the ridiculous saga that is Anna Nicole Smith.  It’s also number 2 story on CNN.com and has it’s own little section on the front […]

Humor-Blogs.com

Posted by Gary on February 22nd, 2007

You may have noticed a new little feature over there

Wrong…! You’re Doing It All Wrong!!!

Posted by Joe on February 20th, 2007

Everyone pretty much knows how to do the Electric Slide, or has at least heard the music at one point. I’ve noticed that it tends to be very popular with both the young and old. If you are the rare one who doesn’t know about it, its basically a country line dance to […]

How presidential are you?

Posted by Gary on February 20th, 2007

What better way to celebrate president’s day than with the Presidential Quiz from Mental Floss.
I scored an abysmal 10%… Guess I’ll just stick to improv comedy.
Ouch! Sorry to shatter your dreams, kid. Maybe you should spend more time working on your jump shot. Score: 10% (2 out of 20)
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All is not lost for LOST

Posted by Gary on February 19th, 2007

LOST is not in the toilet. Yea. You heard me. Mark my words. Reports of the death of LOST are greatly exaggerated.
And apparently, I (and a few friends here in the frozen tundra) are the only ones. It seems everybody is running the AP story by Lynn Elber which points […]

The Surgeon is IN!

Posted by Joe on February 19th, 2007

Is it a boring day, or week already? Do you need something entertaining, and oh so sophisticated? Then, I have the cure-all for you! Here is The Todd, from Scrubs, to flavor up your morning or day with a bunch of “YEAH”!

Click for The Todd!
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A new Halo for you

Posted by Joe on February 17th, 2007

I had a well written and well tagged post… but my browser, or the site, jacked it up… and I lost it… so take this instead.
The new nine inch nails single ‘survivalism’ is now playing on radio stations nationwide. you can listen to it on the nin myspace page, along with another track […]