Archive for the 'business' Category

Declare (email) Bankruptcy

Posted by Gary on September 21st, 2007

My friend Kevin over at Incompetech.com alerted me to this brilliant idea to deal with a backlog of email after a business trip, vacation or other overwhelming backup of your inbox… declare email bankruptcy! Apparently this was coined by (or at least credit is being given to) Wired columnist Lawrence Lessig. Here’s a snippet from [...]

See this play

Posted by Gary on August 20th, 2007

As some of you know, Joe & I perform with an improv troupe (ComedyCity) and community theatre (Venture Theatre) here in the great white north. One of the plays from that theatre is being produced in Chicago next month at the Chopin Theatre, and it’s really pretty hysterical. The play is written by Mike Eserkaln, [...]

When lawsuits go too far… again.

Posted by Joe on July 24th, 2007

So, last week, or whenever it was, a steam pipe ruptured in New York City. It made a lot of noise, threw a bunch of debris, etc… So, a lady who happened to be right around this area happens to have post traumatic stress syndrome from the events of 9/11. When this accident happened, she [...]

Creationism

Posted by Joe on May 29th, 2007

  On the first day… god created… yatta yah… On that day back when god was bored, he accidentally made a platypus. Then, in 2007 man created the Creation Museum.  A high tech museum dedicated to making science and the bible match up.  The museum, as I saw it on the news Friday morning on [...]

Ma’am, have you seen these pants?

Posted by Joe on May 3rd, 2007

  A single pair of pants was taken to the cleaners to be altered… sadly, the pants went missing… for a short time.  Most people would be upset over this and demand a refund for having the pants lost… But, to one man who can’t be bothered to leave the 4 block radius around his house [...]

Antichrist to visit beautiful Guatemala

Posted by Gary on April 25th, 2007

     Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda calls himself the Antichrist, has a tat of the number 666 on his arm, and claims he has over 2 million followers of his Florida based  “Growing in Grace” church. He has plans to visit Guatemala soon to celebrate his 61st birthday, and the predominately Catholic population is not [...]

Advertise this

Posted by Gary on April 21st, 2007

Harkening back to my marketing & advertising roots for a couple tidbits… From YesButNoButYes, comes mention of a thought-provoking Nike ad from Sunday’s New York Times commenting on the whole Don Imus dustup. Only problem is, ad agency Wieden & Kennedy let a typo slip into the copy. And if there’s anything that gets my [...]

All in the timing

Posted by Gary on April 13th, 2007

Those sleuthy folks over at the Consumerist have posted several links showing that Menu Foods (purveyors of contaminated pet food) CFO Mark Wiens sold half his stock shares three weeks before the recall was announced. In what Wiens calls “a horrible coincidence,” it has also become known that Menu waited three weeks between discovering the [...]

Earlybird Special at Brothel

Posted by Gary on March 26th, 2007

Folks joke about the earlybird specials at restaurants and the geriatric crowd they attract. But there’s no arguing with the popularity of the deals among the frugal blue hair set. Now, that concept is being applied to the sex industry. A German brothel is offering a 50% discount to seniors 66 and older for sex [...]

Apple stores raking in the cash

Posted by Gary on March 15th, 2007

An excellent CNNMoney.com article (by way of Neatorama) discusses why Apple is America’s best retailer, and #7 on Fortune’s list of America’s most admired companies. One key stat they point to is revenue per square foot: Saks averages $362/sq. ft. Best Buy – $930 Tiffany & Co. – $2,666 Apple – $4,032 Pretty darn interesting [...]

Beer-a-pult = genius

Posted by Gary on March 9th, 2007

A Duke engineering grad by the name of John Cornwell has fashioned himself a beer launching refrigerator.  While the prototype is a bit crude in that it only holds 10 cans of beer and it’s quite loud (watch the video to see it in action), there is some serious potential here. Is there a foam [...]

He said ‘Tool’… hee hee

Posted by Gary on February 28th, 2007

Sometimes the headlines just write themselves… from Rich Ryman in yesterday’s Green Bay Press-Gazette comes the story of Jim Fuss and Joe Leiterman, and the unfortunately-named parts manufacturing shop they opened, S&M Tool: Technorati Tags: Rich Ryman, Green Bay Press-Gazette, Jim Fuss, Joe Leiterman, S&M Tool

Gucci ad hoax = pure genius

Posted by Gary on February 27th, 2007

From Editor & Publisher comes the story of a guy in Switzerland who submitted an ad for Gucci perfume to the Swiss newspaper SonntagsZeitung featuring, um, a half-naked picture of himself. He has nothing to do with Gucci, but the mag bought his ruse, and printed the ad. High-Larious! Technorati Tags: Editor & Publisher, Switzerland, [...]

Break free from Writer’s Block

Posted by Gary on February 26th, 2007

Language is a Virus is a site devoted to helping you end the dreaded writer’s block with a variety of games and exercises.  From creativity activities to writing prompts, this could be a pretty useful tool for all kinds of writing.  LanguageIsAVirus.com Technorati Tags: Language is a Virus, writer’s block, LanguageIsAVirus.com

Motherf*cking Snakes in a Motherf*cking Wal-Mart

Posted by Gary on February 26th, 2007

Ok, so a snake gets loose in the garden center of a Florida Wal-Mart and bites a customer.  Kinda freaky, but stuff happens.  At two to three times, we’re still in the ‘coincidence’ category.  But now there have been at least seven reports of customers getting bitten by pygmy rattlesnakes. The lesson?  Screw the garden. [...]