Archive for the 'sports' Category

Baseball, 2011 A.D.

Posted by Jared on November 13th, 2006

It’s actually more of one huge advertising scheme.  Apparently, the A’s, who share their stadium with the NFL’s Oakland Raiders, want their stadium to be so futuristic that watching the game from home will seem primitive.  Seats will contain individual laptops, allowing fans to personally view replays whenever they wish and as many times as [...]

Balls!

Posted by Gary on November 10th, 2006

Haven’t foggiest idea when you are going to encounter a lava lamp on the golf course, but they’re blowing shit up… what’s not to love. Check out the site for the new Nike golf ball, the Juice 312. Technorati Tags: Nike, Juice 312

Run Like The Wind

Posted by Matt on October 23rd, 2006

Nothing like winning the Chicago Marathon.  Nope, nothing like running faster than anybody else in the race.  Here comes the finish line.  Hey Bob, do you think we should have squeeged that carpet?  Nah, what’s the worse that can- OOOOHHH!!  

Denny Green Sees Red

Posted by Matt on October 17th, 2006

How’s this for a Monday night?  You pick off a quarterback 4 times, recover two fumbles and hold an offense to three points all game.  You go into half time up 20-0, only to lose 24-23 after a fumble by your own quarterback and your kicker missing the game winning field goal.  You are the deservedly 1-5 [...]

Revolutionary $15 pair of sneakers

Posted by Gary on September 6th, 2006

Stephon Marbury is setting out to revolutionize the shoe world. So says this piece in Slate. Forget $130 for a pair of Kobe‘s kicks, or $110 for a pair endorsed by LeBron, much less $175 for the latest Jordan‘s. Marbury’s basketball shoes retail for around $15. No, I didn’t forget a zero. Fifteen bucks. And, [...]

Toilet Golf, For Saving Par while Dropping a Dookie

Posted by Brian on September 1st, 2006

I guess for some people, pooping is a pretty boring ordeal. Personally for me, I have the time of my life while taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. Sometimes I make it a game, like race the clock, etc. Enough about my fecal fun. This is the potty putter. It’s a miniature green and [...]

Being a sports fan in Wisconsin

Posted by Gary on August 28th, 2006

Phenomenal column by Bill Simmons on ESPN.com‘s Page 2 that captures the essence of being a sports fan in Wisconsin. He and a couple buddies take in a pair of Brewers games (vs. Houston) and a Packers game (vs. Atlanta) over 3 days and he’s written an extensive diary about the experience. Simmons deftly covers [...]

Talladega Nights: Tool of the devil

Posted by Gary on August 12th, 2006

Y’know, I’m all for organized religion if that’s what makes you happy. But to say that a brainless movie like “Talladega Nights” is bigoted, anti-Christian, anti-white, anti-south and anti-male is just plain goofy. Yea, you read that right. Apparently our friends at MSNBC have found a way to generate controversy around this flick. Check out [...]

Some People Call Him Maurice

Posted by Matt on August 9th, 2006

Former The Ohio State star running back Maurice Clarett was pulled over early this morning for leading the police on high speed chase. When the cops finally pulled him over they had to mace Clarett in order to subdue him. Why? Because the taser was rendered ineffective by the BULLET PROOF VEST he was wearing. [...]

FORE!

Posted by Matt on July 27th, 2006

George- “So I reached in, and pulled out the obstruction” Kramer- “What is that, a Titlelist?… Hole in one, huh?” Maybe Jamal Mashburn should have brought George Constanza with him to the golf course, and then he wouldn’t have Jerome Crance suing him for being hit in the eye by Mashburn’s golf ball back in 2004.