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Things you might forget before going to bed… especially if you’re a drunk Russian:
brushing your teeth
shower/bath
pajamas
a six-inch knife sticking out of your back
“Yuri Lyalin, 53, took a bus home, ate breakfast and apparently slept like a baby before his spouse noticed a handle sticking out of his back. “
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They actually had the gall to call the new Anna Nicole Smith biopic “the most anticipated motion picture of the year.” If by “anticipated” you mean, will cause me to stick rusty ten-penny nails in my eyeballs if forced to watch it, then yea, I guess they’re right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEon9IGYabM
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It’s headlines like this that make me proud to be a lifelong resident of Wisconsin:
Man Arrested For Restraining Son With Tape For Not Wearing Packers Jersey
Too many comments floating in my head. I will sum them all up with a hearty WTF?!?!
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Ok, I’ve forgotten many things in my life - keys, birthdays, appointments, phone numbers, instructions, anniversaries, my name, etc… but a dead body?
That’s what one Charles E. Gross of Pueblo, Colorado claims. Sure, he admits to shooting the guy in the head 7 years ago, but he shoved the body under his mobile home […]
OK, so I was a day late (and so many dollars short), but TubaPants would like to wish the Smurfs happy 50th birthday. Started by the Belgian artist Peyo, the Smurfs made their debut in comic strip form in 1958.
Some Smurfy links for you:
the official site
a list of character names
and, of course, the opening
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A while back I posted a pretty extreme gamer tattoo that I thought some of ya’ll might find interesting. Well, stumbled across another one in the same vein. This one’s a little more basic in its design, but equally representative of the old school nerd world.
Behold, the 20-sided die tattoo from hipsterplease.com:
“I wanna […]
In an effort to push the envelope and get creative with their Halloween costumes, a couple of Penn State students have created quite a stir. Facebook photos have recently surfaced of the students dressed in Virgina Tech apparel and sporting blood stains and bullet holes - a la the shooting victims in the Virginia Tech […]
In the event you were considering purchasing a bike in the near future, this video may very well dissuade you. And yet, I simply can’t stop watching. ouch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5s5f7Pf8vg
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It is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!
Speak it, Love it, Live it…
YARRRRRR!!!!
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Now, you may have written off Kanye West following his meltdown during the benefit following Katrina. Remember Mike Myers’ face following “George Bush doesn’t care about black people?”
But, a chance meeting between between West and one of the funniest people on the planet, Zach Galifianakis, has resulted in another online viral phenomenon. Galifianakis created […]
So this guy in Green Bay was driving drunk (big surprise). He hits two pedestrians (a man and a woman) on the East side of town. Does he stop to provide some sort of help? Of course not… Instead, he continues driving home and drags the woman for a ways.
Not only that, […]
Not since ketchup counted as a vegetable has there been a story that rocked the foundations of the food world like the research that was reported yesterday. A group of U.S. & Thai researchers reports that the alcohol in fruity drinks actually enhances the antioxident nutrients in colored fruits.
No word on whether Dr. Buffet will […]
Here is the first installment of what I plan to be a regular feature here on the Pants. Stories about the exploits of Mensa rejects, and whether or not alcohol is listed as a factor in their shenanigans, entitled “Was Alcohol a Factor?”.
This first story comes to us from Billings, MT. Seems one […]
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