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Mom naps - Toddler buys earth mover online

Gary — Sat, 23 May 2009 00:06:54 +0000

Dig if you will the picture… mom’s online logged into her favorite auction site. She gets tired and decides to take a nap. Her 3-year-old daughter took over the controls, and by the time she awoke the youngster had purchased a $12,300 earth mover. So the toddler had the house to herself? That’s messed up.

Maru - The internet cat!

Joe — Tue, 19 May 2009 22:26:30 +0000

I’m an avid browser of youtube, and I was delighted to find this poster. He posts short videos of his cat, Maru. they may not be for everyone, but its one hellofa cute cat!

http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu

Plus, there is a blog as well…

http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/

U.S. Cellular Offering Free Battery Exchange

Gary — Tue, 19 May 2009 15:04:44 +0000

This is unprecedented in the cell phone industry. Starting today, U.S. Cellular customers with dead or dying batteries can walk into any retail store and receive a fully charged replacement for free. Two minor catches… 1) you need to be a U.S. Cellular customer and 2) your phone needs to have been purchased within the the last 18 months - but, if it’s older than 18 months, you’re likely eligible for a whole new phone anyway.

Visit the USCC site to see if your phone is eligible.

The most F’d up story you’ll read this month

Gary — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:18:49 +0000

via BoingBoing, comes this totally messed up story… in Bakersfield, CA, a father douche who procreated got high on PCP and proceeded to eat the eyeball of his four year old son and permanently damaged the other… let that sink in… oh, and he proceeded to try and cut his own leg off with an ax. i got nothin’ else.

Bodybuilders Scatter When Drug Testers Show Up

Gary — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:40:48 +0000

According to an article in today’s USA Today, last year 75% of bodybuilders tested for banned substances either failed or refused to be tested. So it’s no wonder that when drug testers showed up at a recent bodybuilding competition in Belgium, competitors scattered like cockroaches. The majority of them headed out of the arena, and the competition was cancelled.

ShamWow dude arrested on battery charges against hooker

gary — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 03:31:49 +0000

Vince Shlomi, better known to you and I as the the ShamWow guy, was arrested in February on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. Check out the Smoking Gun for all the gory details.

This is why you’re fat

Gary — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:20:10 +0000

The 30,000 calorie sandwich

And here I thought it had to do with a low metabolism or something… but the site thisiswhyyourefat.com sheds light on the matter - with some of the strangest and grossest food concoctions on the planet. Pictured above is the 30,000 calorie sandwich:

Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.

I’m fairly certain my cholesterol went up just looking at these dishes.

Airline looking to charge for toilet use

gary — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:39:12 +0000

So Irish budget airline Ryanair may be taking this whole cost-cutting thing to new levels. Yea, they’re considering charging passengers to use the loo.

Rochelle Turner, head of research at Which? Holiday, said: “It seems Ryanair is prepared to plumb any depth to make a fast buck and, once again, is putting profit before the comfort of its customers.

Check out the BBC article here.

Folk Music Sing-a-Long Time!

gary — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:23:27 +0000

Take that you pretentious coffee-house bastards!

The debut of Chad Vader - Season 2 is here!

gary — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:53:19 +0000

Those cool cats over at Blame Society have launched Season 2 of they’re wacky series.