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		<title>Jack Sparrow (featuring Michael Bolton)</title>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2011/05/16/jack-sparrow-featuring-michael-bolton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 17:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is&#8230; yet another instant hit from the Lonely Island boyz. Their new album just dropped last week! (nsfw)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>Here it is&#8230; yet another instant hit from the Lonely Island boyz. Their new album just dropped last week! (nsfw)</span></p>
<p><span><p><a href="http://www.tubapants.com/2011/05/16/jack-sparrow-featuring-michael-bolton/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p><br />
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		<title>Get the Latest Cell Phone News</title>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2010/06/05/get-the-latest-cell-phone-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 05:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the geeks in the crowd like me, you just can&#8217;t get enough tech news.  Now there&#8217;s a specific source for news on all the major United States wireless carriers &#8211; it&#8217;s called CellyBlog.com, and you should check it out. full disclosure:Â  i&#8217;m the one maintaining the site.Â  just thought you should know.]]></description>
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<p>For the geeks in the crowd like me, you just can&#8217;t get enough tech news.  Now there&#8217;s a specific source for news on all the major United States wireless carriers &#8211; it&#8217;s called <a href="http://www.cellyblog.com" target="_blank">CellyBlog.com</a>, and you should check it out.</p>
<p><em>full disclosure:Â  i&#8217;m the one maintaining the site.Â  just thought you should know.</em></p>
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		<title>The best band you&#8217;ve never heard of&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2010/02/21/the-best-band-youve-never-heard-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[arts & entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Renaldo The Ensemble!Â  A definite highlight of my recent trip to New York City was seeing my friend John&#8217;s group perform a late night Saturday show at the Living Room. It&#8217;s a combination of brilliant musicianship (keyboard, guitar, conga, drums, tuba &#38; clarinet), singing (from rap to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you <a href="http://www.therenaldotheensemble.com" target="_blank">The Renaldo The Ensemble</a>!Â  A definite highlight of my recent trip to New York City was seeing my friend John&#8217;s group perform a late night Saturday show at the Living Room.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a combination of brilliant musicianship (keyboard, guitar, conga, drums, tuba &amp; clarinet), singing (from rap to opera, vaudeville and just plain entertainment.Â  It is something that you must see to believe.Â  You&#8217;ll need a nap though, cuz the show doesn&#8217;t start until 11pm.</p>
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		<title>Donate to Haiti Earthquake Relief</title>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2010/01/14/text-to-donate-to-haiti-earthquake-relief/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 05:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[charities & causes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[current events]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can donate to Earthquake relief by text messaging the code &#8220;yele&#8221; to 501501 &#8211; $5 each time you do it, up to $50.Â  You can also click here to donate on their website.Â  100% of donations go to the earthquake fund.]]></description>
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<p>You can donate to Earthquake relief by text messaging the code &#8220;yele&#8221; to 501501 &#8211; $5 each time you do it, up to $50.Â  You can also <a href="http://www.yele.org/updates/2010/1/14/please-donate.html" target="_blank">click here</a> to donate on their website.Â  100% of donations go to the earthquake fund.</p>
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		<title>Worst.  Holiday Portraits.  Ever.</title>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/12/20/worst-holiday-portraits-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a phenomenal collection of disturbing family portraits taken for the holidays courtesy of Manofest.com.Â  Thank your lucky stars you&#8217;re not them&#8230; happy holidays!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a phenomenal collection of disturbing family portraits taken for the holidays courtesy of <a href="http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Bizarre/The-20-Worst-Christmas-Family-Portraits/" target="_blank">Manofest.com</a>.Â  Thank your lucky stars you&#8217;re not them&#8230; happy holidays!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Bizarre/The-20-Worst-Christmas-Family-Portraits/"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-950" title="gun family" src="http://www.tubapants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gun_family_christmas_20091218_1079066365-300x222.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="222" /></a></p>
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		<title>Fish-Car coming your way?</title>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/10/01/fish-car-coming-your-way/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[science]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cars]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Smart people over in Japan are working on technology to allow motorized vehicles to behave like schools of fish, avoiding collisions and such.Â  Cool idea, and as always with stuff out of Japan, cute looking robots! Check out the Fish-Car-Cute-Robot-Things]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Smart people over in Japan are working on technology to allow motorized vehicles to behave like schools of fish, avoiding collisions and such.Â  Cool idea, and as always with stuff out of Japan, cute looking robots!</p>
<p>Check out the <a title="Fish-Car-Cute-Robot-Things" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/japanautotechnologyoffbeat;_ylt=AsxRxt2XGCFoD7rgiZ0Hmyus0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNlMnJvYXNjBGFzc2V0A2FmcC8yMDA5MTAwMS9qYXBhbmF1dG90ZWNobm9sb2d5b2ZmYmVhdARjcG9zAzEwBHBvcwM3BHB0A2hvbWVfY29rZQRzZWMDeW5faGVhZGxpbmVfbGlzdARzbGsDY2Fyc21heW9uZWRh" target="_blank">Fish-Car-Cute-Robot-Things</a></p>
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		<title>Mom naps &#8211; Toddler buys earth mover online</title>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/05/22/mom-naps-toddler-buys-earth-mover-online/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 00:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dig if you will the picture&#8230; mom&#8217;s online logged into her favorite auction site.Â  She gets tired and decides to take a nap.Â  Her 3-year-old daughter took over the controls, and by the time she awoke the youngster had purchased a $12,300 earth mover.Â  So the toddler had the house to herself?Â  That&#8217;s messed up.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090522/D98BGC100.html" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-943" title="earthmover" src="http://www.tubapants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/earthmover-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090522/D98BGC100.html" target="_blank">Dig if you will the picture</a>&#8230; mom&#8217;s online logged into her favorite auction site.Â  She gets tired and decides to take a nap.Â  Her 3-year-old daughter took over the controls, and by the time she awoke the youngster had purchased a $12,300 earth mover.Â  So the toddler had the house to herself?Â  That&#8217;s messed up.</p>
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		<title>Maru &#8211; The internet cat!</title>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/05/19/maru-the-internet-cat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 22:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m an avid browser of youtube, and I was delighted to find this poster.Â  He posts short videos of his cat, Maru.Â  they may not be for everyone, but its one hellofa cute cat! http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu Plus, there is a blog as well&#8230; http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m an avid browser of youtube, and I was delighted to find this poster.Â  He posts short videos of his cat, Maru.Â  they may not be for everyone, but its one hellofa cute cat!</p>
<p><a title="Youtube Maru" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu</a></p>
<div id="attachment_937" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.tubapants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/maru1.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-937" title="maru1" src="http://www.tubapants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/maru1-300x225.jpg" alt="cutest cat" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text"> </p></div>
<p>Plus, there is a blog as well&#8230;</p>
<p><a title="Japanese Maru blog" href="http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/" target="_blank">http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/</a></p>
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		<title>U.S. Cellular Offering Free Battery Exchange</title>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/05/19/us-cellular-offering-free-battery-exchange/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 15:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[business]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is unprecedented in the cell phone industry.Â  Starting today, U.S. Cellular customers with dead or dying batteries can walk into any retail store and receive a fully charged replacement for free.Â  Two minor catches&#8230; 1) you need to be a U.S. Cellular customer and 2)Â  your phone needs to have been purchased within the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.tubapants.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/USCellular.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-530 aligncenter" title="us cellular logo" src="http://www.tubapants.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/USCellular.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="125" /></a></p>
<p>This is unprecedented in the cell phone industry.Â  Starting today, U.S. Cellular customers with dead or dying batteries can walk into any retail store and receive a fully charged replacement for free.Â  Two minor catches&#8230; 1) you need to be a U.S. Cellular customer and 2)Â  your phone needs to have been purchased within the the last 18 months &#8211; but, if it&#8217;s older than 18 months, you&#8217;re likely eligible for a whole new phone anyway.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.uscellular.com/uscellular/SilverStream/Pages/x_page.html?p=batteryswap" target="_blank">Visit the USCC site to see if your phone is eligible.</a></p>
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		<title>The most F&#8217;d up story you&#8217;ll read this month</title>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/05/18/the-most-fd-up-story-youll-read-this-month/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[controversy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crime]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[via BoingBoing, comes this totally messed up story&#8230; in Bakersfield, CA, a father douche who procreated got high on PCP and proceeded to eat the eyeball of his four year old son and permanently damaged the other&#8230; let that sink in&#8230; oh, and he proceeded to try and cut his own leg off with an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>via BoingBoing, <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/18/father-high-on-pcp-e.html" target="_blank">comes this totally messed up story</a>&#8230; in Bakersfield, CA, a <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">father</span> douche who procreated got high on PCP and proceeded to eat the eyeball of his four year old son and permanently damaged the other&#8230; let that sink in&#8230; oh, and he proceeded to try and cut his own leg off with an ax.Â  i got nothin&#8217; else.</p>
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