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		<title>Mom naps - Toddler buys earth mover online</title>
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Dig if you will the picture&#8230; mom&#8217;s online logged into her favorite auction site.  She gets tired and decides to take a nap.  Her 3-year-old daughter took over the controls, and by the time she awoke the youngster had purchased a $12,300 earth mover.  So the toddler had the house to herself?  That&#8217;s messed up.
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		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/05/22/mom-naps-toddler-buys-earth-mover-online/</link>
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		<title>Maru - The internet cat!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m an avid browser of youtube, and I was delighted to find this poster.  He posts short videos of his cat, Maru.  they may not be for everyone, but its one hellofa cute cat!
http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu
Plus, there is a blog as well&#8230;
http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/
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		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/05/19/maru-the-internet-cat/</link>
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		<title>U.S. Cellular Offering Free Battery Exchange</title>
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This is unprecedented in the cell phone industry.  Starting today, U.S. Cellular customers with dead or dying batteries can walk into any retail store and receive a fully charged replacement for free.  Two minor catches&#8230; 1) you need to be a U.S. Cellular customer and 2)  your phone needs to have been purchased within the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/05/19/us-cellular-offering-free-battery-exchange/</link>
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		<title>The most F&#8217;d up story you&#8217;ll read this month</title>
		<description><![CDATA[via BoingBoing, comes this totally messed up story&#8230; in Bakersfield, CA, a father douche who procreated got high on PCP and proceeded to eat the eyeball of his four year old son and permanently damaged the other&#8230; let that sink in&#8230; oh, and he proceeded to try and cut his own leg off with an [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/05/18/the-most-fd-up-story-youll-read-this-month/</link>
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		<title>Bodybuilders Scatter When Drug Testers Show Up</title>
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According to an article in today&#8217;s USA Today, last year 75% of bodybuilders tested for banned substances either failed or refused to be tested.  So it&#8217;s no wonder that when drug testers showed up at a recent bodybuilding competition in Belgium, competitors scattered like cockroaches.  The majority of them headed out of the arena, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/05/18/bodybuilders-scatter-when-drug-testers-show-up/</link>
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		<title>ShamWow dude arrested on battery charges against hooker</title>
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Vince Shlomi, better known to you and I as the the ShamWow guy, was arrested in February on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.  Check out the Smoking Gun for all the gory details.
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		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/04/05/shamwow-dude-arrested-on-battery-charges-against-hooker/</link>
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		<title>This is why you&#8217;re fat</title>
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And here I thought it had to do with a low metabolism or something&#8230; but the site thisiswhyyourefat.com sheds light on the matter - with some of the strangest and grossest food concoctions on the planet.  Pictured above is the 30,000 calorie sandwich:
Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/03/05/this-is-why-youre-fat/</link>
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		<title>Airline looking to charge for toilet use</title>
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So Irish budget airline Ryanair may be taking this whole cost-cutting thing to new levels.  Yea, they&#8217;re considering charging passengers to use the loo.  
Rochelle Turner, head of research at Which? Holiday, said: &#8220;It seems Ryanair is prepared to plumb any depth to make a fast buck and, once again, is putting profit [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/02/27/airline-looking-to-charge-for-toilet-use/</link>
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		<title>Folk Music Sing-a-Long Time!</title>
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Take that you pretentious coffee-house bastards!
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		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/02/26/folk-music-sing-a-long-time/</link>
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		<title>The debut of Chad Vader - Season 2 is here!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Those cool cats over at Blame Society have launched Season 2 of they&#8217;re wacky series.

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		<link>http://www.tubapants.com/2009/02/01/the-debut-of-chad-vader-season-2-is-here/</link>
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